Umbassa the Dragon

*Jungle noises*

[BOOBOO, spoken]
Booboo do not go in the jungle
Don't make me go
Booboo too scared
Devil dragon in jungle
Booboo too chicken, Booboo too chicken
Umbassa will go, he brave
Ask Umbassa
Umbassa, great, great warrior, Umbassa

[UMBASSA, spoken]
Umbassa go, Bwana
Umbassa not afraid of devil dragon hiding in jungle
Umbassa show you
Umbassa get him, I think
Never had too much experience with dragons
But I, I could do it
I show women and tribe
I am bravest of brave
I can do it
Umbassa go, Bwana
Umbassa
Umbassa
Umbassa go, Bwana
Umbassa

*Tribe noises*

[MEN]
Umbassa go to slay the dragon
Umbassa go to slay the dragon
Umbassa go to slay the dragon
Umbassa go to slay the dragon

[WOMEN & CHILDREN]
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon

[ALL]
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon
He has gone to slay the dragon

[DRAGON]
Who is coming through my jungle?
Who is coming through my jungle?

[WOMEN & CHILDREN]
Umbassa's coming through your jungle
Umbassa's coming through your jungle

[UMBASSA]
I have come to slay you, dragon
I have come to slay you, dragon
Ah, ha, ha, ha

*Random noises*

[VARIOUS, spoken]
Chuck
Okay
Chuck
Chuck
Umbassa
Mrs. Chuck

[BOOBOO, spoken]
Umbassa, que pasa?
Que pasa?
[?] que pasa?
Umbassa gone home
You faggot!