A Gun for Christmas

A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS
the Vandals

families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them but this christmas rest assured that i will have my own protection.

i'll get a gun for christmas to protect my other gifts if burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp packing heat this christmas i'll shoot it off on new year's eve, 'cause bullets go in outer space when pointed up i believe a bullet sends a christmas message that is clear and loud it says that i will not take all of this bullshit lying down i'll get a gun for christmas to protect my other gifts i'll only tell you once "stay the fuck away from my shit"

i will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch and preventing yuletide homicide's this year i won't be a victim this year thanks to santa clause sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because i'll get a gun for christmas to protect my other gifts i'll only tell you once "stay the fuck away from my shit"

christmas needs security , security is weapons. vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons it's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals thank you santa, thank you god for guaranteeing my survival a bullet sends a christmas message that is clear and loud it says that i will not take all of this bullshit lying down i'll get a gun for christmas to protect my other gifts i'll only tell you once "stay the fuck away from my shit" i won't be a victim this year thanks to santa clause sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because i'll get a gun for christmas to protect my other gifts i'll only tell you once "stay the fuck away from my crap or i'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"