Don’t Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch

[Verse 1]
I know it's not my fault
I've been held back, under attack
By parents, teachers, lawyers, past employers
That hold me down

[Verse 2]
My efforts all disgraced
And criticized, thrown in my face
Their only joy to plot and foil my conquests
And hold me down, I hope they're happy now

[Chorus]
I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberately they block me
From my dreams and progress, I just let them win
And never try again

[Verse 3]
I've never stood a chance
My bets laid plans we're quickly dashed
By cheaters, thieves and squealers, glory stealers
That hold me down, I hope they're happy now

[Chorus]
I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberately they block me
From my dreams and progress, I just let them win
And never try again

I gave it one last shot
They knocked me down and ripped me off
Again they win, I quit, they won't admit it
They hold me down, I hope they're happy now

[Chorus]
I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberately they block me
From my dreams and progress, I just let them win
And never try again, never try again, no