Happy Birthday to Me

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday
A special holiday only for me
So do what I say
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to
Or leave
Fuck you
It's not your birthday
So do what I say
Okay

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

Alone
On my birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No tip!
It's my birthday
So do what I say
Thanks mom for not having an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's my good fortune
My birthday's today
Okay

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

Spank me
Spank me
Spank me
Spank me
Spank me
Spank me
Oh well

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wrecking it
Now it's just like every other day
You didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature
Fuck you
For forgetting my birthday
You didn't do what I say today

24 hours no wishing well
Now 365 days I'm in hell,
Oh well.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me