Six Pack

I got a new boss today

He's all jerk and no play

He was on my back at 6 am

And rode me all day long

I take it on the chin

Makes him mad 'cause I just grin

Thinks he's making my life a living hell

But it's 5 o'clock

1st Chorus:

And I'm a six pack away from perfect

A half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up, drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good, no it's great

It's just a six pack away from perfect

Ivy works at the local bar

She had dreams she'd be a star

She never did hit the charts

But she's the karaoke queen

With big hair and blue eye lids

She'd be the first one to admit

There's a little extra on her hips

Still she winks at me and says

2nd Chorus:

She's a six pack away from perfect

A half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up, drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good, and she's great

She's just a six pack away from perfect

When your best made plans jump the track

And your dreams all start to rust

It might save the sanity that's left

Remembering we're just

3rd Chorus:

We're all just a six pack away from perfect

Half a dozen pop a tops from ten

Until then drink up, drink up

All the whining just ain't worth it

Life's good, no it's great

It's just a six pack away from perfect

Oh, life's great, and you're all great

You're just a six pack away from perfect