Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now, darlin', you got somethin' I need

'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh, I got twenty acres and you got forty-three
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

She made I laugh, haha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that ya need
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And you know I'll love ya, darlin', so give me your hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land

'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh, I got twenty acres and you got forty-three
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Phwoar, she's a lovely bit of stuff 'n all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Pigs sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up, would ya change our mind?
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres and you got forty-three
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya, baby, ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel Dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos taken, us holding hands

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this gallivanting and will you marry me?
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Arrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land