Every Time I Use The Toilet I Think About Sex

[Verse 1]
And as far as I know
I'm the only human I know who's real
And I can't fucking sing
And I act like it's the biggest deal
For some people it comes naturally
I'm not one of those people
So why choose either as an option
When you could just pick neither?

[Chorus]
I don't wanna do that
I don't wanna do this
I wish I was someone
Who didn't wanna make music

[Verse 2]
Repeating chords that I've used before
On a different capo with different words
Reusing nouns, verbs adjectives, and so much more
I'm a whore, I'm a whore, I'm a whore

[Chorus]
'Cause I don't wanna do that
I don't wanna do this
I wish I was someone
Who didn't wanna make music
'Cause I don't wanna do that
I don't wanna do this
I wish I was someone
Who didn't wanna make music
Oh, oh, oh, oh