My New Ride

[Chorus]
That’s my new ride with the windows cracked
My new ride’s kinda fucked up in the back
But to me that’s cool, and your opinion is wack
Your girl and I was in the back, so, kiss my fucking ass
That’s my new ride with the fucked-up glass
My new ride’s kinda lookin' like a rat
But to me that rules, and your opinion still crap
Your girl just crushed my fucking sack, so get her out my fuckin' lap

[Verse 1]
That's my new ride (that's my new ride)
And it's lookin' real fresh, both in and outside
All my friends upset that they don't gotta ride
But they ride in mine just about all the time
And we ride around the city doing stupid ass shit
And we ride around with all our CDs full of cringe
We all got summer jobs, slack off a little bit
And we all be goin' out at night like every single weekend
Man, the paint kinda peeled but do I give a damn fuck?
I could really care less, I still get my dick sucked
Dry, In the back seat where everyone get on my nuts
I high-five everyone that at my window, roll it up
Roll it up, roll it up, I roll it up like a long sleeve
I been buildin' add-ons like my name was Steve
You tryna buy this car for parts? nah, bitch, please
This car, it ain't for sale, so you can take your fuckin' shit and leave

[Chorus]
That’s my new ride with the windows cracked
My new ride’s kinda fucked up in the back
But to me that’s cool, and your opinion is wack
Your girl and I was in the back, so, kiss my fucking ass
That’s my new ride with the fucked-up glass
My new ride’s kinda lookin' like a rat
But to me that rules, and your opinion still crap
Your girl just crushed my fucking sack, so get her out my fuckin' lap

[Verse 2]
Looks like I gotta leak, but I ain't poppin' up my hood
Cuz last time I saw a snake, that little fucker bit me good
But this ride got magic powers, that shit healed me, now I'm better
And it even grew my dick, so I can make the ladies wetter
No matter the weather, this rides the road better
Wrote Toyota a letter, said they're much better never
My friend, I upset her cuz I just had to tell her
Her new ride fucking sucks, and mine will last me forever
Why are you staring?
Need a ride? Go ask Larry
I know I am scary
That's your ho, I stole Carrie
I'm on the top
And I won't ever stop
Now get flipped off
Dumb fuck, best get lost

[Chorus]
That’s my new ride with the windows cracked
My new ride’s kinda fucked up in the back
But to me that’s cool, and your opinion is wack
Your girl and I was in the back, so, kiss my fucking ass
That’s my new ride with the fucked-up glass
My new ride’s kinda lookin' like a rat
But to me that rules, and your opinion still crap
Your girl just crushed my fucking sack, so get her out my fuckin' lap

[Bridge]
That's my new ride (got the CD loud)
Hop in, I'll drive (that blast-beat sound)
That's my new ride (got the CD loud)
Hop in, I'll drive (that blast-beat sound)
That's my new ride (got the CD loud)
Hop in, I'll drive (that blast-beat sound)
That's my new ride (got the CD loud)
Hop in, I'll drive (that blast-beat sound)

[Verse 3]
My new ride get loud as shit
I don't even gotta care about a fucking license
When I hear the cops come, blast Korn and hit
That motherfuckin' gas pedal, I zoom, and the cops split
With a nineteen-eleven strapped on my belt
A fucker tries to throw hands, then I'll give 'em hell
Run 'em over, leave their cold, dead body on the ground
And I'll do it all while playin' that blast-beat sound
That blast-beat sound is always gettin' me hype
I ride around and hip-fire on a Saturday night
I don't miss, every shot I take be takin' a life
I got one hand out the window, you know I'm holding a knife
My friends would be proud, I'm putting pricks in the ground
You know for sure I'm at the top and I ain't finna come down
I got a crown, people know my car's sound, I get around
The road is my battleground, nobody fuck with me now

[Breakdown]
My new ride (It's the best one that there is)
Why don't you go cry (You can't get a ride like this)
My new ride (It's the best one that there is)
Why don't you go and cry (You can't get a ride like this)
You guys be ridin' in your motherfucking shit shows
My ride got the magic to attract the hottest fucking hoes
You guys be ridin' around in your shit shows
My ride got the magic to attract the hottest fucking hoes

[Chorus x2]
That’s my new ride with the windows cracked
My new ride’s kinda fucked up in the back
But to me that’s cool, and your opinion is wack
Your girl and I was in the back, so, kiss my fucking ass
That’s my new ride with the fucked-up glass
My new ride’s kinda lookin' like a rat
But to me that rules, and your opinion still crap
Your girl just crushed my fucking sack, so get her out my fuckin' lap