Plastic Jesus (Reborn)

[Verse 1]
Well I don't if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Clothed in colors pink and pleasant
Clothes in the dark cause she's iridescent
She'll go with you when you travel far

[PreChorus]
So get yourself a sweet madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a
Pedestal abalone shell
Well going any'
That ain't scary
Cause I've got that Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell

[Chorus]
Oklahoma down to San Antonia
35 my river of Jordan
I don't worry along the way
Dallas, Texas, Tennessee
Plastic Jesus rides with me
Bobbin' his head down the interstate

[Verse 2]
When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
'Cause Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul

[Verse 3]
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level)
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

[PreChorus]
And if I'm caught driving fast at night
Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my wheel, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head screws off you see
The perfect place for me to add my stash

[Chorus]
Oklahoma down to San Antonia
35 my river of Jordan
I don't worry along the way
Dallas, Texas, Tennessee
Plastic Jesus rides with me
Bobbin' his head down the interstate