The Young Ms. Lisa Simpson vs. The Entirety of the American Police Force

And this is for shooting down police helicopters
Oh, I don't need anything like that... yet

Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
Oh, Lisa, help me bite crime!

Becoming a cop is NOT something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge
Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns?
Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name!
It's McGriff, the Crime Dog
Welcome aboard

No one wants your stupid police
No one wants your stupid police
No one wants your stupid police
No one wants your stupid police
No one wants your stupid police
No one wants your stupid police

Ya know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops
They are? Oh no! Have they set a date?