A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2

[NARRATOR, spoken]:
A hundred thousand years ago, far in the depths of paradox space, a new life form is about to be created — one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast’s teat
Some are carried in by storks; some are recreated from paradox slime; others pirouette out of their best friend’s magical nonexistent vagina. But regardless of how these beings may be born, they all come into the world with a special force — one called love.
This is the story of one man’s search for love and truth in a universe forgotten by time; the story of those fearful creatures - those that we call… babies.