Ring-A-Ling

I know it's none of my business
But we
Happened to witness something
Very suspicious in the neighborhood
They call us
Two nosey neighbors

We're just doing a favour
For our lord and saviour
And this can't be good
Did I just see what you see
All this gossip is juicy
We could call up the news
We probably should
There is something
Very suspicious in the neighborhood

Ring-a-ling!