He's Not the One

He's not the one
I think he is
I think he's not
But this is the day, and this is the time, and this is the spot
If he's the one, then why did he give me that line?
Something is fishy
I just wish he
Would give us some kind of a sign

He's not the one
I bet he is
I bet he's not
Whatever became of his limp?
I guess he forgot

He was supposed to be wearing a hat
I don't remember them telling us that
But could he really have killed seven guys?
Sure, did you get a good look at those eyes?
And the suit was supposed to be green
Gabardine
And clean
He is the one
There's only one way to be sure
You mean
I do
Well?
No, you

Will the ostrich dance with the porcupine?
Only if he is sufficiently tight
Did you hear that?
He's not the one
Oh yes, he is
Oh no, he's not
We have to be sure, because if we're wrong, we're gonna get shot
It just might be some kind of a double cross
He could be a narc
They're all over the park
Do you think I should check with the boss?
He's not the one
I bet he is
I bet he's not
And we've only an hour to get from here to the yacht
He was supposed to be smoking a pipe
Frankly, he just doesn't look like the type
Look like a spy, you mean? Heaven forbid
He'd be a hell of a spy if he did
But he picked up the code all right
Not quite
He said "Tight"
He's not the one
Okay, let's try him one more time
You mean
I do
Well?
No, you

Will the ostrich dance with the porcupine?
Only if he is sufficiently loose
He is the one
He is the one
I am the one
The plans?
The dough?
The dough
The plans
Well done
Well done
Well done
He is
He is
I am
The one