Female Funk
[Too $hort]
Hey there baby what's that haps
I never saw a girl looking good as that
I said you look so fine and your hair so long
When I see you baby I sing this song
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
[Verse 1: Too $hort]
I'll tell you bout a freak that I met
Short got vicious when the funk got wet
She's the one I won't forget
Gotta get that funk like it ain't no sweat
Like a seven eleven on a nonstop street
The first young tender was a true blue freak
'Cause the funk will never quit
When the funk gets mean can't tell me shit
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
[Verse 2: Too $hort]
The second tender that I had
Talk about fine, that girl was bad
One young tender and Sir Too Short
Gotta get that funk every day at four
'Cause a brother like me can't do without
That funk, that jump, there's just no doubt
She once was yours but now she's mine
But when I get that funk I sing this rhyme
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
[Verse 3: Too $hort]
The third young tender that I pulled
Couldn't understand that Taurus's the bull
Big time rapper that's what I am
But in that funk I'm superman
The third young tender she's the one
For two whole days she had me sprung
Working that funk like I know I should
Just sing that song when the funk gets good
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
[Verse 4: Too $hort]
The next young tender was the fourth
So much love for Sir Too Short
The fourth young tender I regret
The girl got scared when the funk got wet
Without that funk what's to play
Sleep, and eat, and work all day
Give me that funk and I just might shout
Sir Too Short just turned you out
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
Too S-H-O-R-T female funk is all I see
Baby and Short all night long
Give me that funk and sing this song
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
F-U-N-K female funk is what I say
Funk, funk, give me some more
You get a lot of funk when you're named Too Short
Give me that funk give me a lot
That funk, that jump will never stop
Just give me that funk, don't be wrong
Everywhere I go they sing this song
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
I gotta get more gotta get in her
Told my homie about the fifth young tender
Called me up on the telephone
And said "Sir Too Short I'm all alone"
I said there's no need to say anymore
Getting real funky is up to Too Short
The true emcee is who I be
Working that funk to the female beat
Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
Thirty eight, twenty four, thirty six
All my tenders are extra thick
Work that funk if you dare
'Cause my young tenders got funk to spare
Watch your step you just might slip
Sir Too Short on the tender tip
Got to get that funk work that G
When the funk gets hot just sing that beat
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk
The next young tender down the line
Is just a fan who loved my rhyme
She saw me rolling so so hard
Recognized game in the start
There's no time so the story goes
I rolled that freak like to's and fro's
'Cause I'm a vet not a punk
Sir Too Short just rock that funk
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk
Female funk, seven days, twenty two times, twenty-three what
Smooth in motion around the clock
Sir too short just rock that cock
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk