Bowling Barmy

Bowling Barmy, oo oo

She's got bowling blues

Bowling socks, bowling shoes

Bowling night & day Hey

She waits miserably

Down the bowling alley

He's a bowling junky

Bowls his life away

Always, always, he's off with the bowling team

Always, always, bowling to the extreme

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Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy

They yell yikes at his spares & strikes

Champ, I'm the champion

Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy

Ten Pins down, the bowling crown

& a medal with a skittle on

Bowling Barmy

Boasting bowler, don't care

I've got trophies everywhere

He's too much to bear

Bowling barmy...

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