The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your C...

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go

he didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go

with his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh

to the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know

they'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh

[Chorus:]

Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub

we wash your laundry,

Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry..

They say my clothes are cleaner

but I'm not a lunatic

they should be shot they have not got

Per-sil Auto-matic

Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub...

So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette

so many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette

the clothes that you have left dirty and wet

So if you want some washing done

d, d, d, d, don't forget,

you'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette...

[Chorus]

You'll stink, your clothes shrink

your white'sll be as black as ink

your best red jumper turns to pink

all crumpled up and wet

We've been, have you been

to get your dirty washing clean

Are you clean you couldn't have been

to the Ashbrooke Launderette...