Lezbophobia

When you see me comin'
You all go runnin'
As if I was gunnin' for your ass or somethin'
Most of the time
Handin' you a line lies furthest from my mind
While you freakin' out
You spew and you spout
You talkin' about I'm pickin' up on you
When half the time I haven't even noticed you
Calm down, babe
I've got better things to do
Than look the other way every time I hear you say
Ew, it's a she, and she's looking at me!

You got lezbophobia
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
You got lezbophobia
You got a hard case of homoparanoia

So don't worry, baby
You're not even my type
Your hair's too long, you got a boy on your arms
Who knows what you do with that boy at night
You're a walking sperm receptacle
And sex with you's about as safe as a snakebite
Your nails are too long and you ain't wearin' leather
You don't have to lose no sleep about use bein' together

Oh, my God, you see that girl?
She lookin' right at me, she's looking right at my tits!
I wish my boyfriend were here!

I know you're used to guys
Who only give you the eye
When they wanna use you
For a fuck and a snooze

Well, I am not a guy
And if you think I am you lose
Out on what coulda been
We coulda been friends
But you put it to an end

Now you shall remain what you always have been
A piece of rear end with a bunch of fake friends
Workin' it
And flirtin' for
The same big jerk
A dick