Women Aren’t Funny

Sexual deprivation will make you laugh at a fucking wall
You think it'll get you laid but you are bound to fall
You laugh at stupid bullshit all because it came from her
She's fucking other people while you're friends with her

I know she means so much to you
I know you don't mean much to me
But when you lie and claim that women are funny
It's social sodomy

I know she's getting close to you
You think she is the funniest thing
But when you lie and laugh at women
It's social sodomy

'Cause women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny

Oh man, I'm tryna help you
From your self-inflicted fall
A forty year-old virgin
And he has no balls

You always laugh at women, man
You're lying to their face
Now everybody hates you
Might as well be gay

I know she means so much to you
I know you don't mean shit to me
When you laugh at women and lose your friends
It's cosmic energy

I know she's getting close to you
She probably thinks you're fuckin' gay
But when you lie and laugh at women
You're automatically gay

'Cause women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)

Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)
Women aren't funny, women aren't funny (yeah!)