Peel Me A Grape
[Verse 1]
Peel me a grape
Crush me some ice
Skin me a peach
Save the fuzz for my pillow
Spark me a smoke
Talk to me nice
[Chorus]
You've got to wine me and dine me
Don't go try to fool me, bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape
[Verse 2]
Pop me a cork
French me a fry
Crack me a nut
Bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine
Keep standing by
[Chorus]
Just entertain me
Champagne me
Show me that you love me
Keep lovin' me
There's one way to cheer me
Cashmere me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape
[Bridge]
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me but leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say do it, jump to it
[Verse 3]
Send out for some scotch
Boil me a crab
Cut me a rose
Make some tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the tab
[Chorus]
Never out think me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
New fund to bird me
You heard me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape
[Bridge]
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me but leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say do it, jump to it
[Verse 4]
Send out for some scotch
Boil me a crab
Cut me a rose
Make some tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the tab
[Chorus]
Never out think me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
New Thunderbird me
You heard me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape