Harry’s Dilemma

[Verse 1]
Oh, dear Stella; Stella, dear
Oh, won't you please shut up
You've badgered me for five years now
And I have had enough

[Verse 2]
You're there around each corner
With your finger in the air
'What have you been up to, Harcourt?'
It's more than I can bear

[Chorus]
My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry
Aha!

But surely as I laugh
There comes another just as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

[Verse 3]
One of you is bad enough
To make me head for space
But now there's android replicas
Five hundred with your face

[Verse 4]
I'm stranded on this bloody rock
With you around each bend
Oh, [?] cold with fear
And here you come again

[Chorus]
My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry

But surely as I laugh
There come two others just as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

[Verse 5]
Oh, Captain, you will pay for this
I'll break away somehow
And find a way to leave you
With this nightmare I'm in now

[Verse]
With some old [?] face
Whose voice will boil your blood
That they'll taste this sweet revenge
To them, my name is mud

[Chorus]
My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry

But surely as I laugh
There comes another twice as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, impossible to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry