Amazing Glazed
Oh, Billy rolled out on the stage
One side, a chocolate glazed
In a spotlight sat a squeezebox
Just a-waitin' to be played
The people shifted in their seats
A hush fell on that place
As Billy raised his instrument
Below his chocolate face
He played a tune so softly
So sweetly did he sing
To his curler Mary Jo a-waitin' in the wings
Amazing glazed, amazing glazed
My heart is dazed, my spirit's race
Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed
Cupid, with his bowstring drawn
Descended on that scene
His arrow pointed at the heart
Of that sprinkled beauty queen
Billy smiled then gasped in shock
His happiness destroyed
The arrow missed her loving heart and
Sailed right through the void
He played a tune so softly
So sad and full of soul
To his curler Mary Jo and
Her heartless donut whole
Amazing glazed, amazing glazed
My heart is dazed, my spirit's race
Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed
I love you, but you donut love me back