It's Laura's Fault

Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?
My plate, my art Art Begotti limited
Edition collector plate what happened to it?

Well, it's Laura's fault, she
Broke the plate, i tried to stop her
She said she had to
Demonstrate her apple chopper
The apple chopper worked just great
But chopped right through your bowling plate
It's Laura's fault, she broke the plate
It's true
And that's the tale I have to tell to you

Oh my, if that's what she said happened then
Well, I trust you Junior

Actually, Laura didn't break the plate
It was, it was Lenny

Her brother?

Yep, that's great, Lenny broke the plate
I'll tell you the whole story

It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate
He's very naughty
Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
He gave it to a crocodile
Who chewed it up for quite awhile
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate
It's true
And that's the tale I have to tell to you