Dale Donalds

[Verse 1]
My name is Dale Donalds
And I play football
Among the NFLers
I'm the greatest one of all

I catch the ball and throw the pass
I guess I'm pretty great
I think of Mrs. Cunningham's
A certain (?) beef stew on a plate

Hey John Elway
Throw that ball
I've got so much power
That my moped never stalls

The chorus in the background
It's playing my tune
I can catch a football
The biggest sand dune

[Chorus]
(Wooooooooow)
The name's Dale Donalds
(Wooooooooow)
And don't you forget
(Wooooooooow)
The name's Dale Donalds
(Wooooooooow)
Do you remember yet?

[Verse 2]
I'm Dale Donalds
And I'm really grand
I catch the biggеst footballs
By muddy muddy hands

Sometimes after football
I rеally like to drink
Foot-foot-football
Is what I like to think

My eyes can write on CDRs
My teeth can bend titanium bars
D-A-L-E space D-O-N-A-L-D-S
I'm the best!

[Chorus]
(Wooooooooow)
My name is Dale Donalds
(Wooooooooow)
I'm better than you
(Wooooooooow)
The name's Dale Donalds
(Wooooooooow)
So get out, fool!

My name is Dale Donalds

Oh, wasn't that the greatest thing you've ever heard?