Parental Guidance

Well I say, Well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I can't be bothered
'cause today
Well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
'cause I heard my parents fucking

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Yeah

Late one night, woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents trying for another daughter
Didn't think, my Dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

I guess the proper time has come to say "I am very proud of you son"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too!

When I was watching the tele
I looked up at Dad's shelf and saw some KY Jelly
Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Well I guess, It's 'cause I'm them I'm here
But before I go on, I should make one thing clear
How could they, ever put me through this
'cause seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
[repeat until end]