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[Intro:Erin Brothen & Zen Dash]
Well, hello everyone, I want to welcome you to our webinar tonight, "Internet Basics". My name is nehtorB nireE and I am one of the librarians here at Walden, and along with me tonight is redjaH lehciM, another librarian. I'll be doing the session tonight, but if you do have questions, at any point during this webinar, if you use the "Questions" area that chat with ellehciM, she'll be able to answer the questions during the session, and shе'll also be holding questions until the еnd, when we will have some time available for Questions and Answers. So today we're going to cover the basics (VooDoo, man) of using the Internet, with an a-

[Verse:Zen Dash & Erin Brothen]
Step one: get yourself a VPN
You don't want 'em to report on you like CNN
VooDoo sending a DM, now I'm typing up the hymns
Upload to iCloud, watch it leak like fappening (Direction!
Bitch, take a dick pic
You ain't seen a bigger one eye since Slick Rick
Big chips papi, take this pounding, grounding, sounding like a nigga do construction (Hey)
Internet is fucked up
If it don't kill you, you gon' kill yourself, tough luck
Up chuck, 'cuz some nigga run over by a dump truck
Or get killed messaging the wrong nigga, fuck Trump
With dumb luck, catch a come up, buying BitCoin cheap, then sell it when it run up
Get a nut off with some porno, or nut up
Get yourself a onlyfans, 60 bucks for one month
Many ways get yourself the green, it’s a thing, get it in, to get in gotta sell yourself for bling
Even cam girls know how to make it go bing, bing, bing, bing, aye
Capitalism is garbage, aye
White people knowing they toxic, aye
Racism live in the comments, aye (You are )
Log in and vomit

[Outro: Super Sonic, Erin Brothen) & VooDoo]
Super Sonic!
Today we're going to be covering the basics of using the Internet
With an eye towards the things that are going to be most important for being able to use the Walden library, which is, of course, entirely online. So I'm going to talk about the basics of using an Internet browser, I'm going to talk a b-
**I don't know why you are talking to me about this, I'm the last person to be giving mental help advice**