Oh, Benjamin Harrison

[JOE]
(spoken]
Mr. Bower. Frank. Mr. Wrenn

Now Cleveland says the future looks bright

[DEMOCRATS]
Yes, that's right! The future looks bright!

[CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ah, that's politics!

[JOE]
The dollar is sound and the market is right

[DEMOCRATS]
Yes, that's right! The market is right!

[CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ah, that's politics!

[JOE]
Harrison says the market is right
The dollar is sound, the future looks bright!

[CALVIN, JOE, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ahahah, that's statesmanship!

[WRENN]
(spoken)
No Democrat politician, he!

[CALVIN]
(spoken)
A great Republican statesman!

[JOE]
(spoken)
An inspiration to us all!

[REPUBLICANS]
Oh. Benjamin Harrison
Is far beyond comparison
He'll keep our land a garrison
Of life and liberty

[JOE]
Cleveland promises no new states

[DEMOCRATS]
No new states. No new states

[CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ah, that's politics!

[JOE]
No new senators, low tax rates

[DEMOCRATS]
Low tax rates, low tax rates

[CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ah, that's politics!

[JOE]
Harrison promises two new states
Four new senators, low tax rates!

[CALVIN, JOE, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS]
Ahahah, that's statesmanship!

[WRENN]
(spoken)
A proud giant!

[CALVIN]
(spoken)
A great man!

[JOE]
(spoken)
The future president of the United States!

[REPUBLICANS]
Oh. Benjamin Harrison
Is far beyond comparison
He'll keep our land a garrison
Of life and liberty