The Unbirthday Song
[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to me
[MAD HATTER]
To who?
[MARCH HARE]
To me!
[MAD HATTER]
Oh, you!
[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to you
[MAD HATTER]
Who, me?
[MARCH HARE]
Yes, you!
[MAD HATTER]
Oh, me!
[MARCH HARE]
Let's all congratulate us
With another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to me
[MAD HATTER]
Now, statistics prove
Prove that you've
One birthday
[MARCH HARE]
Imagine, just one birthday every year
[MAD HATTER]
But there are 364 unbirthdays
[MARCH HARE]
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
[ALICE, spoken]
Why then, today's my unbirthday too!
[MARCH HARE, spoken]
It is?
[MAD HATTER, spoken]
What a small world this is!
[MARCH HARE]
In that case -
A very merry unbirthday
[ALICE]
To me?
[MAD HATTER]
To you!
[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday
[ALICE]
From me?
[MAD HATTER]
For you!
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
[MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER]
A very merry unbirthday to you!
[DORMOUSE]
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky
[MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER]
A very merry unbirthday to you!