It’s a Miracle

[Verse 1]
Grandpa's outside milking the truck
And little Joey does his best to help
Hammering nails into the gas tank
And whipping the tires with his belt

[Pre-Chorus]
And now from a greasy black hose
The foamy white milk starts to flow

[Chorus]
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah

[Verse 2]
Uncle Kenny is yelling at his wife
He screams "Who broke the fuckin' TV?"
He set fire to the kitchen floor
And made noises like a bumble bee

[Pre-Chorus]
And now like a movie screen angel
He vanished in the bathroom mirror

[Chorus]
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah

[Bridge]
God's directing traffic
Everybody's laughing
Enemies embrace
Mercy wears a human face

[Verse 3]
Sister fell in love with a killer
Though she wouldn't even swat a fly
She visits him every Tuesday and Sunday
With this puppy dog look in her eye

[Pre-Chorus]
Last week he got stabbed in the back
Things ain't as bad as they seem

[Chorus]
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
It's a miracle, yes is is, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
It's a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
Nothing but a miracle, nothing but a miracle
Yes it is, oh yeah
Nothing but a miracle
Oh yeah