Alfred, What Kind of Man Are You?

Alfred, what kind of man are you?
Alfred, she tells you what to do
You ought to stand up on your two feet
You shouldn't let her send you to defeat
Alfred, what kind of man are you?

Alfred, don't let her take your rights
Alfred, you've got to stand and fight
You're everything she couldn't be without
She knows it now, so why act like a mouse?
Alfred, what kind of man are you?

Mildred, what kind of girl are you?
Mildred, to treat him like you do
You love him but you can't understand
You've killed the thing that makes him a man
Alfred, what kind of man are you?

(Alfred) What kind of man are you?
(Alfred) What kind of man are you?
(Alfred) What kind of man are you?