Repent

[Chorus]
I'm a lolcow, I’m a no one
I'm Shohei Ohtani, I just hit a home run
You just hit a single
You negated it by saying "holy bingle"
Murder Elon Musk
I'm so corny that I’m just a husk
I do fent
Pull up on the opps and they all repent

[Verse]
But that's just all made up
Is that Powerade in your cup?
Ask me if I'm paid, I said yup
Whole time, I got a dollar fifty three
But I'm glistening, yeah, I'm glistening
I just turned your block into the drippening
Get ready for Spring flippin' Fling

[Chorus]
I'm a lolcow, I'm a no one
I’m Shohei Ohtani, I just hit a home run
You just hit a single
You negated it by saying "holy bingle"
Murder Elon Musk
I’m so corny that I'm just a husk
I do fent
Pull up on the opps and they all repent