Retro’s Discount Deals Skit (ft. Retro Gaming)

[Skit: Retro Gaming]
Hi! I'm Retro Gaming, owner of Retro's Discount Deals, and I'm proud to announce the opening of a new Retro's Discount Deals location within WechWorld!
That's right, look out WechWorld, I'm bringing the savings to you
Stop by and see our wonderful products like:
Retro's Cheesy Cheddar Bites, only $3.99
RetroBox 370 Gaming Device, marked down from $89.99, now only $49.99
The Bible - RetroGang edition, only $1.99

And for those interested in our more special of offers:
Pure grade Omorium by the kilogram
Do not attempt to purchase this product at the WechWorld location

So what are you waiting for?!
Come on down to Rеtro's Discount Deals today!