Steve Curtis

[Chorus]
I just bajiggled the drank
I shot a bomb at a ship and it sank
I just pulled up on your block in a tank
Dub gang just went right on up in the ranks
You like jerkin' on your wiener with splooge
I got big money, yeah, it's huge
You got tiny money, yeah, it's small
You love to burst all the splooge on your wall
You love to yank all the splooge in your hand
I love to sit and just count up these bands
Hit all the opps right in all of their glands
I got a Jewish shooter out in France
I got a stupid shooter in Quebec
Submit a rip and then count up a check
You love to sit and just gursh with your peck
I saw my bank and I said "what the heck?"

[Verse]
What the hee-haw?
You look like you should play wee ball
You look like you should play tee ball
I'm Uncle Dubbins, I'm Peepaw
You're just pee
I just made a movie in 3D
You just made a TV commercial
I'm Steve Curtis, you're Steve Urkel
You're just a noob
Pull up and touch you like boob
All of my opps are Sims
And I just said "shaloob"
My chopper said "boing"
I make beats like Thoing
I just bought Bitcoin
I shot an opp in the groin (what?)

[Chorus]
I just bajiggled the drank
I shot a bomb at a ship and it sank
I just pulled up on your block in a tank
Dub gang just went right on up in the ranks
You like jerkin' on your wiener with splooge
I got big money, yeah, it's huge
You got tiny money, yeah, it's small
You love to burst all the splooge on your wall
You love to yank all the splooge in your hand
I love to sit and just count up these bands
Hit all the opps right in all of their glands
I got a Jewish shooter out in France
I got a stupid shooter in Quebec
Submit a rip and then count up a check
You love to sit and just gursh with your peck
I saw my bank and I said "what the heck?"