2x4

Thank God for how I'm learning how to live
That's the ticket
That's the way of the world
That's the spirit

2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4

Johnny Rotten beat me upside the head with a billy club
He also knocked me to the ground
He also shot me with his BB gun

2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4

The electric eel shocked the hell out of me
He also blew me out of the water
He did, thanks to his ass

2x4, 2x4
2x4, 2x4
I'm going to hit you with a 2x4

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Pontiac, we build excitement