Dexter Safford
[Verse 1]
Dexter Safford caught Linda Wilson's car with a gun
He told her to get out of the car and pistol-whipped the shit out of her
He then jumped into her car and stole it
Two hours later, Dexter Safford was arrested on carjacking and assault with a deadly weapon charges
He was taken to jail by the police
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[Verse 2]
Dexter Safford went to court, he was arraigned
He was brought to justice
The testimony indicated that Dexter Safford hijacked Linda Wilson's car at a stop light
Plus he beat her in the head with gun, pistol-whipping her
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[Verse 3]
The trial lasted fourteen weeks, the verdict was in
A jury found Dexter Safford guilty of carjacking and assault with a deadly weapon
A month later, he was sentenced to life in prison, plus thirty years
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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
True Value, help is just around the corner