Freakout Hell Ride

[Verse 1]
On April 24th, 1995, at 12:30 PM
I boarded a 70 Division bus
It was a spooky hell bus
It wasn't fun at all
It was a spooky disharmony hell ride without rock music

[Chorus]
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride

[Verse 2]
As I raved and ranted on the bus
I swooped the passengers onboard
I also called the male bus driver a dick licker
I told him to suck a big dick
Suddenly, he told me to shut my nasty mouth up

[Chorus]
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride

[Verse 3]
At twelve o'clock midnight
I rode the 76 Diversey bus again with damaging disharmony on my ass
It means that [?] of us call me an asshole, a bum and a jerk
But as I got up out of my seat
I went to the front door of the bus
Suddenly, I spooked the lady bus driver by yelling at her

[Chorus]
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride
Freakout hell ride

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi, uh-huh