He Threw Me Out Of Church
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time
I cursed in Daniel Chapel AME Zion Church
I told one of the deacons to lick a cheetah's dick
Reverend Henry Miller preached about my foul old language
He told the congregation that I have a filthy mouth
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Verse 2]
For the first time, I told Reverend Henry Miller to kiss my black ass
I also told him to suck a donkey's dick
He got so tired of my horse crap
He ordered one of the deacons to throw me out
He escorted me to the door
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Verse 3]
When I went to church that same Sunday, I brought a baseball bat
I went up to the pulpit and clubbed Reverend Henry Miller in the head
He dropped to the floor
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I ran out of church grinning when the squad car pulled up
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Outro]
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