John Woof
Wesley Willis
[Verse 1]
John Woof was wanted by the FBI for bank robbery
He robbed Bell Federal Savings
He took $10,000 in cash
John Woof was arrested and hauled off to jail
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[Verse 2]
John Woof went to court, he was arraigned
He was brought to justice
The testimony indicated that John Woof got $10,000 in the heist
He was later taken back in jail
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[Verse 3]
The trial lasted 14 weeks, the verdict was in
A federal grand jury found John Woof guilty of bank robbery
A month later, he was sentenced to 10 years in federal prison
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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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