The Nixons

[Intro]
Hello, who's this?
It's your insurance broker
Don't call my house anymore, you stupid motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Double Door
About 300 people were at the show
The jam session was awesome
It whupped the mule's ass

[Chorus]
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a rhino
The jam session whupped the mule's ass

[Chorus]
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The jam session was awesome
It whupped the mule's ass with a belt

[Chorus]
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons
The Nixons

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi, uh-huh

Hello, who's this?
It's your insurance broker
Once again motherfucker, don't call this location again!