Please, Sir

Come to from slumber on bed's soft tundra
Murky with mourn beside dead uniform
And I wish and I hope
And I wish and I hope
With long drag on me smoke
And I wish and I hope
That I'll stalk the corridors once more

Please, Sir, let me return, if only for a term
It's glee, Sir, with your hot breath upon me (gob gurning in a fury)

But… I only winded that lad before he bolted
And… I only fumbled that lass, besides, I was revolted

So for forgiveness
With me boys as witness
Take this chips with cheese
As an offering of peace

Please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh
Please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh
Please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh

Please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh, please Sir oh

But… I only winded that lad before he bolted
And… I only fumbled that lass, besides, I was revolted

So for forgiveness
With me boys as witness
Take this chips with cheese
As an offering of peace