スネークマン・ショー (SNAKEMAN SHOW 2)

Please come in, hey!
Uh, how do you do?
How do you do?
Nice to see you
Hahahahahaha (in unison)

You know, I like Japan. (Mmm)
Japan is (Mmm) number one
They number one. (One, one)
They have- (hahahahaha)
They have television (Mmm), cars (Mmm)
They are number one! (Ahh) Hahahaha (Mmm)
Do you understand (Hahaha) Mr. Ohira? (Ohh) Do you understand?

No
Hahahaha (in unision)

Japan, actually, they work so hard
They are number one!
I like Japan
The beautiful Mount Fuji, beautiful cherry blossoms
The number one beautiful country!
Hahahaha (in unison)

Do you understand Mr. Ohira? Do you understand?

Uhh... No
Hahahahaha (in unison)

Actually, the Japanese people are crazy!
Japanese is like pigs!
Japanese is like-like-like monkey!
Short-legged, you know, and yellow monkey!
Do you understand Mr. Ohira? Do you understand?

Uhhh... No
Hahahahaha (in unison)

Ohh, I like Japan, Japanese are crazy! Hahaha
Japanese are pigs! Pigs, you know? Haha
Monkeys!
Yeah, they have small cocks you know?
Short legs
Yellow monkeys!
Do you understand Mr. Ohira?

Uhh... no, no, no. Uh
Hahahahaha (in unison)

Yeah... I cannot speak English
A little, little
Hahahahaha (in unison)

Nice to see you
See you tomorrow!

Oh, see you. I'll see you

Thank you very much
Bye!

Bye, bye!

Bye!