Fred

Tells me that I should be the best damn human I can be
Make a million bucks and travel round the world
Can't you see a marvelous life unfurl?

Fred says I know what I want
I should be standing tall and staunt
Do everything I'd ever thought I'd do
Life is always easy when it seems brand new

Wheeeee! I'm moving forward
Wheeeee! The world is backwards
Everything that Fred tells me is true

...but here I am