Monger

A monger, a monger, a monger, a mo-mo
Monger, a monger, a monger, a mo-mo
Monger, a monger, a monger, a mo-mo
Monger, a monger, a mo-mo-mo-mo...

I wanna be a monger
I just don't know what kind
Fish, cheese or iron
Can you help me decide?

I'm not angry enough for fear
I'm not mad enough for war
Monger choice is limited
A-limited to a little over four

It's actually more like seven to be fair
But I don't wanna rumour, gossip or scare

Podcast ending
Maybe this talk of mongering
Is pointless and a con
But I'm just actually better off signing on
Just signing on

Christmas album ending
There's just onе other monger and I can't pretеnd
It's the hungering for mongering
That led me to discovering
My dream job in the end

So forget war, cheese and iron
Put your fish on ice
Cause I'm a mung bean monger
(He's a mung bean monger)
And I'll take you to mung bean paradise
(Mung bean paradise)