Sensible Guy
He would walk one hundred metres
Just to use a zebra crossing
He never leaves home without an umbrella
He keeps his cereal in Tupperware
Changes passwords once a month
You can bet he's never been to a casino
Look at his shoes, the epitome of function
Dressed not to impress, you just know that he buys them in bulk
He's the sensible guy
He's the sensible guy
Always sleeps for seven hours
Sees the dentist twice a year
He likes a drink, but only in moderation
Likes to separate his washing
Always gets his five a day
He makes a habit of reading the terms and conditions
Imagine a life making all the right decisions
He'll never know all the silly things that we all do
Cause he's the sensible guy
He's the sensible guy, pretty sensible guy