The Mighty Andrew Marr

The Mighty Andrew Marr might eat marmite
If he thinks marmite is what Andrew Marr might like
Andrew Marr might want Mrs Marr's marmalade instead
But Mrs Marr might say "On ya’ bike"

Mrs Marr's marmalade which she has just made
Is mightier than Andrew Marr's marmite, also home made
Andrew Marr might give Mrs Marr half his Mars bar
For Mrs Marr’s marmalade

Mrs Marr might eat the Mars and then not give a jar
Of marmalade to Andrew Marr, least not right now
Mrs Marr's a Mardie? Marr and Andrew Marr is
Mardie? from the Marr's marmalade row, marmalade row

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