Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
Got gym class in half an hour
And oh oh oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
She doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oooooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block, he drives an iroc...
Then he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm Just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oh oh oh oooh

Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing

Man, I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake...
She doesn't know who I am
And why would she give a damn...?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you...
Oooooh

Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing