Funkmaster Flex Freestyle

I don't touch dog hoes, dog hoes got fleas
I'm from wear they rock ski masks
And nobody rides skis
Every time I spit a verse my city like preach
Niggas thought I got evicted how my
Shit up in the streets
BIG but ain't nothing obese but the feast
I'm skinny cause I'm always on my feet
Gotta hustle every second stackin'
Paper every week i'm in the field nigga
I might run up in some cleats
Was in Japan so long I
Almost learned to speak, had to leave
Back to the hood where they don't
Understand unless you speakin' "trapanese"
If I fall down bet I only trampoline
Bounce back thinking ima fall off helair?
Doing well but my nigga's momma on welfare
Ridin' round the town and you know
I'm safe and sound cause
For me being in the hood
Is safer than Bel-Air
And people always talk about
How my girl attractive
Really though that's just a big distraction
I wanna teach 'em less that, and
More about the law of attraction
And how you can have anything you imagine
If you put your mind to
It maybe we can further
Their dreams take 'em where they
Want nurture their needs
Teach 'em early on, early as they can be
And maybe they can go further than me
Comin' from a city where bullets
Turn bro's into souls
Who knew from the concrete
That a rose had arose
Good girls stop being good
When I turn 'em into hoes
Dreams stop being dreams when I
Turn 'em into goals
Hallelujah gotta praise Him
Vegas I be mandalay'in
Bad bitch condom tastin, 4
5 compilation, never give em conversation
Never give 'em my safe's combination
While I'm Obama's nation OH GOD!
And you know I rap for days!
Twice as good as favorite rapper
Half the age
While everytime I'm spittin' ya'll
Niggas is half amazed
I prolly got these rappers passin fray
Look, New York you gotta feel me I
Was at the Rock The Mic tour
Barely old enough to hear it
Man and standin' next
To Ye and Hov over there in Philly
I was up in Paris man
Standin' next to Diddy
And he introduced me as BIG
And told me I was killin'
And not that I was disrespectin' Biggie
So ya'll that talkin' that
Sound silly lil niggas

I say greatness takes time so
You can't rush me
I ain't from Ohio but nigga my grams chubby
I know a lot of people in the State Pen
From touching that boy like Sandusky
If you from the midwest we call it dogfood
I'm so smart I should've went to law school
Dumbass niggas ain't never read a book
You thought a blazer and some
Slacks was a lawsuit they say Prynce
What have the streets taught you?
Stay out of folks business if
It don't involve you when you on the grind
Be careful who you talk to
I've been grinding so long that
I think my balls blue
Got a broad in my 'lac, playing with her cat
I get her super wet - I call that a carpool
I move like a boss move
My name pull strings like I'm
Tryna play the harp fool
The streets is my philanthropy
These beats help a nigga keep his sanity
I'm riding round New York in my car, mellow
Smoking on that Lala I feel like Mr anthony
I ain't from Ohio but I
Buck at hoes randomly
I put that cain on em like Danity
On the canopy, man I did it for my vanity
You get them types of perks
When promoters pay you handsomely
I made at least a quarter mil annually
Cause I'm tied to them bows like Grammy week
If you come to my house right now
You'll probably find a couple
O's in my pantry
Should be nervous cause me with
A pen is scary cause I bust like that pistol
You tend to carry
Whatever cemetery they put me
In when I'm buried
Just know I came out on top, missionary
Drop jewels like my chain broke
And I spit canaries
I'm in the 74 Chevy like
I'm friends with Larry -
Hoover then they try to do ya
But I keep a Rueger
This tooler Indiana and I ain't
Never been to Gary
I tip em like Ben and Jerry
We're in the special team
We kick it like Vinatieri
You listenin to the boy in the
Class that used to read slow
But now I got shows booked cause
I'm good with the dictionary
My diction is an addiction
The way I give a description
Some may consider it snitchin'
Give it the picture how niggas was livin'
Y'all rather hear me rapping about
Stickin' dick in a vixen
I used to cut grass, no car just a bus pass
Now I puff enough gas, to fill up a truck dad
Treat your money like it's under your nose
You must stash enough cash for a rainy day
The forecast says
That it's partially cloudy
My partner said he wanted 4 circles
I call it an Audi
Or a cutie pie, this the soundtrack
To Kooley High
I grew up round some niggas that was
Quick to let that Uzi fly
More guns than that movie guy
And my prayers go out to
Families of Theater 9
Prynce and the poet nigga - that
See's I can rhyme nigga
And then they ask me
What I keep a pistol fo'? I say
Without it I feel naked as a stripper ho
Thats how it is when you was
Raised by some triple OG's
The first thing they taught a nigga
Was keep a trigger close
Do this shit for Stone Mile, Stevenson
And Miller Grove swisher kisser
And I'm twistin' up that mistletoe
Dragon Ball Z cause I'm green as Piccolo
Eyes low like Ichiro nigga

What’s next yo i’m here with the flex
In Flex we Trust it’s like an exodus
Giving by Push pushing just like dope dealers
When it comes to this, know nobody roll iller
I come off my head like my hat do
MC stand still like a statue
Nut up like cashew
Cash you in then take a mic check
Who gets respect when Common’s on the deck?
It’s the GOOD Music now you can just use it
Use it for your stuff
The brother got the tough
Type of things that go down
Niggas from Motown niggas from VA
Yo Flex the DJ niggas from the A
You know what we say
See I’m from the Chi so I say that’s my guy
And live or die that’s just how we do it
And when we come through
We always say GOOD Music
I can let you know if you’re
Mad then you’re mad at yourself
These broads are always asking
Me questions about health
Food and all types of attitude
Niggas in the mood
Yo the niggas getting rude
Click click click is murderers
Adventures of ya heard of us
Lambos is merciless bankrolls and purchases
Ask my bottom bitch ho what
Type of perks she gets
In the hood murking it
Time for some Percolone
Tic Tac and took it lightly
Keep a bad wife B thinking that I’m icey
Ay Ay Ay Ay We do it all through the day
Got these bitches waving at me
Like it’s a parade smoke Cheba with leaders
Pussy sweeter I eat her kids with cheetahs
Yo that’s how I eat her
Came down in New York
With a new type of talk
Let them niggas know Push
Yo this how we walk it’s like Uhhh

I always talk about my mom
Man but shoutout to my dad
Who would drive me to school
Every single chance he had
Tell me about the crazy girls
And all about his past
And gave me the talks that made me to a man
Not everybody got a dad but
They got a Uncle Sam
And he ain't come around until
I made a hundred grand
Coming from Detroit where everybody
Say what up though
Horror movie shit cause everybody
There a cut throat
Watch who you hustle with
You might not get a cut though
Even though you deserve a
Commission plus mo'
Was talking to a young boy and
The shit he said was wild
Like "you're better than J cole
And Drake stole your style"
Yeah it's crazy many that's what the
Fuck you think this shit about
Stop thinking about what you can't fix
And take care of your house
And grandma said when she saw my commercials
Stop having people at your show
That wasn't at rehersal
I'm trying to get an office
At the Empire State
And bring it back to umpire's plate
That's home, man I'm reppin'
For my entire state
Praying that I won't be late

I'm so forreal, if I were to die
I would be dead serious
GOOD Music we the best period
Or you're deaf
Like the number 3 on the phone
Y'all remember how them numbers used
To be on the phone
Basking in the ambiance of the Madrean
Starving like it's Ramadan
Get this Parmesan keep the peace
I'm like Ghandi with a tommy gun
Slung so many elbows
I think I might need Tommy John
But the rap game sweeter than a honey bun
And I could never fall off, and if I did
I'd bungee jump
That's funny huh, our money huh
Fuck a bitch, I'd rather see this money come
You can't see me no more
I'm out in the country chump
With a girl from Capetown and
I got her from D'banj
I'm a don, Marcelo Burlon i swear to Allah
My verses deserve to be in the Qur'an