Stone Cold Steve Austin ​

Yeah two, three, four

I wanna be a champion
I wanna be best friends
With Marilyn Manson and
Call my manager and tell him stop managing
Cause all the future plans they
May all be cancelling then
I wanna drink so much that I can't
Stand up from where I'm sitting and
Do so much Coke
Dr pepper can't even out sniff me and
Even Santa Claus is just as
Real as a wrestler
I knew all my presents were
In my mom's dresser so, fuck being famous
I just wanna be hated fuck the generation
I just want to be sedated fuck being cool
Fuck the whole school i wanna swim naked
So, I'll be skinny dipping in the summer
With nothing but a gold chain on
Screaming money ain't a thing
Everybody sing!

I'll be hanging from a streetlight
Singing out my favorite song
Singing out my favorite song
I can feel it in the air tonight
I'll be hanging from a streetlight
Singing out my favorite song
Singing out my favorite song
I can feel it in the air tonight

I'm spiking everybody's Kool-Aid
Buy a couple castles and make
Every bum a roommate keep it groovy
On a two way living loosely
But for Juicy in a two bay
And they loving it like who say yours truly
Samboozay stay tripping like a suitcase
Don't shoot me sh-shoot me
Unless it's with your camera
In that case, it's spectacular
I'm seasoned like a calendar
Gotta have stamina
They cleaner than a janitor
And I make em say, "Aye, " like we in Canada
'Cause I wanna be a champion
I wanna pop pop pop pop
More than Hanson did want to be
I wanna be Morisette than Alanis
Then I wanna spend at least
A million bucks on cannabis
Don't wanna never ever ever stop being faded
Always rolling on tongues like R's
In the Spanish language r-rrrreal shit
Bear sing the hook and make
Them feel the shit!

I'll be hanging from a streetlight
Singing out my favorite song
Singing out my favorite song
I can feel it in the air tonight
I'll be hanging from a streetlight
Singing out my favorite song
Singing out my favorite song
I can feel it in the air tonight

I'll be skinny dipping in the summer
With nothing but a gold chain on
Screaming money ain't a thing
Everybody sing!
I'll be skinny dipping in the summer
With nothing but a gold chain on
Screaming money ain't a thing
Everybody sing!