Funky Tonk
I woke up cold-sweat, a little tipsy with a circle on my eye
Never knew what quite hit me but I know it came from a distance
I took my feelings out of that front seat then I set 'em by my side
Somehow those son-a-guns got away
Mama always told me that if you gotta make sure
Then you better make sure that you make the best of your mistakes, uh
And if you lead with your heart, you need to be smart
You gotta be careful, you better be looking both ways
Been sipping on that old Jack, loud pack
That brown'll make you frown and then you jump off in the crowd
And you don't hold back, no slack
Let's party 'til the sun go down and make sure that you're in it
Don't you hold back, no, Jack
Just don't get 'hind that wheel and party like you never did
And don't you fall short, be smart
And party, party, party, it's your day
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
I passed out in my 65
In park, third drive
No keys, no lie
Blue lights in eyes
First thought I had was a DUI
But the cop told me I had no tires
Somehow I missed it all
Oh, I was gone, oh, I was gone
Had to hide my bottle quick
Oh, I was wrong, oh, I was wrong
Stepped out of my car which was somehow on bricks
Thank God that day I couldn't move her lick
Mama always told me that if you gotta make sure
Then you better make sure that you make the best of your mistakes, uh
And if you lead with your heart, you need to be smart
You gotta be careful, you better be looking both ways
Been sipping on that old Jack, loud pack
That brown'll make you frown and then you jump off in the crowd
And you don't hold back, no slack
Let's party 'til the sun go down and make sure that you're in it
Don't you hold back, no, Jack
Just don't get 'hind that wheel and party like you never did
And don't you fall short, be smart
And party, party, party, it's your day
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo)