Blender Blues

Let me be your blender, baby
Don't ya know I can whip, chop and puree
Won't you let me be your blender, baby
Honey, I can whip, chop and puree
I'm gonna whip you to a jelly honey
I'm gonna chop it up today

Model is so special, honey
Gives you everything you need
Guaranteed to blend it right
It's built for comfort, not for speed
My motor's most unique
There's a style for every size
You push the right track, honey
Sit back and watch me Osterize

Let me be your blender, baby
I can whip, chop, grate, cube and puree
I'm gonna whip you to a jelly
I'm gonna chop you up today

If you bring the right ingredients
I'll make any sauce you choose
I'll hollandaise or mayonnaise
Any recipe you use
I can whip some waffle batter
I can blend some dough for buns
And if we get done blending
We might even get some cooking done

Let me be your blender, baby
I got a cookbook all my own
I call it a thousand and one ways, baby
To make my little motor moan

Start off slow and easy, honey
I get up to a fine puree
You work those gears just right
We'll make a real love soufflé
My motor never quits
I don't know how long you're gonna last
If you don't want your cubes diced, honey
You'd better push that button fast

Let me be your blender, baby
I whip the freshest cream in town
Don't you know what they're saying about me, baby
Can't no one bear my Waring down