Last Chance to Lose Your Keys

I cashed in all my chips tonight,
combed my hair to look just right
Cause I been thinkin bout you and me girl
and we got somethin' goin' on
You told me you can't wait to see me
and you didn't bother to even show up
This whole situations incredibly typical

I shoulda seen it all along
I shoulda seen it all along
I shoulda seen it all along
It's girls like you that make me think I'm better off
home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby

Call me on the phone
but you don't even want to talk
you're staring at me from across the room
but turn your back when I walk up
we got inches away
and I never even got close
leave your lipstick at home,
don't pick up the phone,
don't bother to look in my direction

I shoulda seen it all along
I shoulda seen it all along
It's girls like you that make me think I'm better off
home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby
Home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby

Forget everything you think you know about me
This isn't highschool(8x)
(forget everything you think you know about me)

I'm better off home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby
(forget everything you think you know about me)
Home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby

(forget everything you think you know about me)

Home on a saturday night (this isn't high school)
with all my doors locked up tight (this isn't high school)
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby (this isn't high school)

(forget everything you think you know about me)

Home on a saturday night (this isn't high school)
with all my doors locked up tight (this isn't high school)
I won't be thinkin' about you, baby (this isn't high school)